1 00:00:02,029 --> 00:00:06,770 I haven't had sex since my divorce, and I'm pleased to report I still like it. 2 00:00:08,490 --> 00:00:11,610 That was an amazing night. 3 00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:16,329 You screamed a lot. I was just so proud of us. And I've always been a loud 4 00:00:16,329 --> 00:00:20,110 lover. It runs in my family. My dad was a screamer. I don't mean to kink shame. 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:24,480 But why are you grabbing your own butt so much? Oh, full disclosure, I was 6 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,200 having some real bad cramps back there. Maybe next time our foreplay could 7 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:29,580 include a little light stretching. 8 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:30,980 Oh, you nasty. 9 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,580 I'm gonna make you some coffee. 10 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,460 I know just how you like it. 11 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,360 Flat white. 12 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:39,820 Ow! 13 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:15,170 Good morning, everyone! 14 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,490 What a beautiful day to be alive! 15 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,480 As I was saying, that bus was going pretty fast. 16 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,340 I am so sorry for your loss. 17 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:31,160 All right, team. Our next patient tested positive for... Tappin' dat ass? 18 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,940 It happened. I had sex. 19 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:34,939 Time of smash? 20 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:39,400 11.30 p.m., again at 7 a.m., and there was a little sleepy rubbing somewhere in 21 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,220 the vicinity of 2. Twice and a sleepy rub? 22 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:43,860 My man. 23 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:47,640 I gotta get back. I think I can convince her to do it with me one last time. 24 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,560 Hey, pre-5? It would save me a trip. 25 00:01:51,660 --> 00:01:54,660 I can't do this all on my own. 26 00:01:54,860 --> 00:01:56,180 No, I know. 27 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,820 I'm no Superman. 28 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,020 I'm no Superman. 29 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:08,940 Up floor. Three, please. That's also the number of times I had sex last night. 30 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:11,680 Three, 31 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,640 please. But not for any sexual reason. 32 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,360 Dude. What? 33 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,200 Charlie is amazing. 34 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,480 I honestly think I'm starting to fall for her. 35 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,900 Please say you didn't tell her that. Of course not. I hired Joey Fatone on Cameo 36 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:25,980 to tell her that. Check it. 37 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,340 Hey, what's up, Charlie? 38 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:31,920 Joey Fatone. I hear that you and J.D. are in sync. 39 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,540 Dude, you always do this with women. You catch feelings and then you go way too 40 00:02:37,540 --> 00:02:41,120 big. Not always. And I know, I know I should have sprung for Justin, but I 41 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:45,580 can't afford Justin because, spoiler, I got you Lance for our anniversary. 42 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,040 We said no gifts. Nobody ever means that. 43 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:51,110 I wasn't the only one feeling the warm fuzzies. 44 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:52,670 Something was in the air. 45 00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:54,610 Wait, guys. I love fall. 46 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:57,610 Mm-hmm. We get a muff. Your people get a whole season. 47 00:02:57,890 --> 00:02:59,390 Your people? Basic white bitches. 48 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:00,630 Mm-hmm. 49 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:03,210 Huh. Why does every leaf I cut look like a penis? 50 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:06,550 I'll admit it. I love pumpkin spice and yelling, Slaughter weather! 51 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:07,930 Slaughter weather! 52 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,630 Oh, my God, they're everywhere. 53 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,710 Everywhere. You guys, fall is the time for rebranding yourself. 54 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:16,350 In middle school, I changed my name to Raven. In high school, I dabbled in 55 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:19,830 radical environmentalism. In college, above the belt lesbian. 56 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,950 Mm-hmm. If you're only touching blouse, get out my house. 57 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:27,050 I feel like I've overshared a little bit now, which is so old Tosh of me, and I'm 58 00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:27,829 not her anymore. 59 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:30,070 New Tosh is locked in and decisive. 60 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:31,970 Yeah, wait, no, wait. 61 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:33,190 Yes, decisive. 62 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:36,180 Well, I am the same old Asher, but more distinguished. 63 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:37,399 You look like a pirate. 64 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,000 Arrgh. Sweater weather! 65 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,480 Oh, no. Did I miss it? I was firing someone. 66 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:47,600 Anyway, rumor has it that there's a new couple in our midst. 67 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,980 Whoever you are, don't be afraid to come forward. 68 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,060 We celebrate love here. 69 00:03:53,580 --> 00:03:56,820 As long as it's formally disclosed and you both sign this consensual 70 00:03:56,820 --> 00:04:00,640 relationship agreement form. And remember, snitches get gift 71 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,640 certificates. 72 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,350 If it's PF Changs, I'm turning y'all in. 73 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:10,720 I didn't love that Dr. Cox was back here due to his autoimmune illness, but I did 74 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,260 love that he was forced to spend time with me. Judging by that delicate flush 75 00:04:14,260 --> 00:04:18,260 you've got going, I'm guessing some young woman got unlucky last night. You 76 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:21,800 know, they say it's like riding a bike, but I've never worried if a bike enjoyed 77 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:25,560 itself enough to let me ride it again. Thank you for ruining bikes and sex in 78 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,420 one horrific sentence. Please proceed. 79 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:32,700 Okay. Let's see. Your myalgias and cough are gone, and the neuritis is better. 80 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:33,980 Oh, I did that with willpower. 81 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:38,380 But your GFRs are so low. Is this part of your grand plan to get my kidneys to 82 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:40,340 fail so you can go ahead and give me one of yours? 83 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:43,620 Kidney, lung, or testicle. 84 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,140 If I've got an extra, your name is on it. Leave before I rip one of those out 85 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:49,400 of your body. Okay, bye-bye. 86 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,960 When your mentor is also your patient, you take no chances. 87 00:04:55,300 --> 00:05:00,160 I need to assemble a team like the one I admired as a kid. It's doctoring time. 88 00:05:00,970 --> 00:05:02,130 Chief of medicine. 89 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:03,690 Chief of surgery. 90 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:07,870 Not chief of anything, but strong female doctor who's achieved a lot. 91 00:05:08,510 --> 00:05:09,510 Legendary nurse. 92 00:05:09,690 --> 00:05:11,210 Harmless pervert. Todd, 93 00:05:12,390 --> 00:05:13,730 did you cut the ass out of your costume? 94 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:16,190 Yeah, I'm going out tonight. Sacred heart! 95 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:19,650 My first instinct was it's just a side effect from the antibiotic. 96 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:22,130 Yeah, but look at Cox's numbers. If you're missing an infection, it could 97 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:25,070 get septic. But if it's a disease flare, it could lead to renal failure. 98 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:28,630 I'm stopping the infusions until we figure this out. So we have to rerun all 99 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:29,830 the tests? Yes, stat. 100 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:33,460 Look, we're doing that cool hospital thing where we talk real fast while 101 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:34,460 we're walking. 102 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:36,900 Surprise. Is it a good surprise? 103 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:41,900 Sadly, no. You told me that Perry's treatment was working, and it turns out 104 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,520 that wasn't true. 105 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,280 Relax, Jordan. We have a plan. 106 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:50,040 You still work here? I thought for sure you'd be selling commercial real estate 107 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:54,120 in Tucson while a jacuzzi salesman had his third heart attack on top of you. 108 00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:55,340 Damn! 109 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,140 Also paging Dr. Beckett to labor and delivery. 110 00:05:58,540 --> 00:06:01,800 You know, this is probably my frustration talking, but I like when my 111 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,800 frustration talks. 112 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:08,220 You Timu docs have 24 hours to figure out what's going on with Perry or I'm 113 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:12,700 moving him to a better hospital, which, at this point, includes the kill shelter 114 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:13,700 next door. 115 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:20,840 24 hours? It's gonna take a lot longer to push all those tests through. Then we 116 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,480 split up and each take a different department. 117 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:26,920 Guys, it'll look way cooler if we all do it at the same time. 118 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:33,780 Dr. Reed, you got time for a quickie? A medical quickie. Uh-oh. What? I'm not 119 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:34,780 thinking about sex. 120 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,940 Anyway, my patient, Mr. Talbot, is recovering from a bladder infection, but 121 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:39,940 he also needs steroids. 122 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:43,560 I'm worried it could make his infection flare and he could become septic. And at 123 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,940 his age, he could die. 124 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:48,480 Look, Tosh, it's not an easy call, but steroids might be worth the risk. 125 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:50,080 I trust you. You'll figure it out. 126 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:54,070 They'll figure it out. Just like my dad said when I got my first period and my 127 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:55,350 mom was out of town. Great. 128 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:56,830 Who are you talking to, Nutash? 129 00:06:57,110 --> 00:06:58,250 Yeah, you look kind of crazy. 130 00:06:58,810 --> 00:07:02,750 Sorry. I just mean, you seem to still be doing the weird stuff that people didn't 131 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:03,950 like before. Amara, hand. 132 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:05,770 What? It's our new system. 133 00:07:06,450 --> 00:07:08,550 Oh, I cannot see Sibi right now. 134 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:13,830 You too. You live together, right? Are you roommates roommates or roommates 135 00:07:13,830 --> 00:07:15,390 like my aunts are roommates? 136 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:16,790 Oh, no, she's not my type. 137 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:18,030 Amara, hand. 138 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:19,590 Sorry. Okay, well. 139 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Couple's around here somewhere. 140 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,720 I'm going to find him. 141 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:26,560 Thank you. 142 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,920 You really not going to sign Sippy's form? I don't want to be seen as one 143 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:35,140 half of Tosher or TikTok Doc. I want to prove myself as a serious doctor. 144 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,100 Sorry. So sorry. 145 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,600 You, Tosh. 146 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,700 For the rest of us, it was time to get to work. I know neurology is very busy, 147 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,980 so thank you for fast-tracking Dr. Cox's MRI. 148 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,960 Some of us had to put our other problems aside. 149 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:50,830 Close the door. 150 00:07:51,770 --> 00:07:55,370 Now I'll have to wait for my transitions to go back. I'm sorry. My old boss's 151 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:58,350 wife is here and she unravels me in a very specific way. 152 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:01,910 Actually reminds me a lot of my mom. She used to say things like, it's funny, we 153 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:04,770 have the same bra size, but your back is way bigger. Is it? 154 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:08,390 Look, I just need you to move Perry Cox's scans up your list, okay? 155 00:08:09,230 --> 00:08:11,650 But man, Dr. Cox's case was weighing on me. 156 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,400 Luckily, there was one thing that got my mind off it. What if I took Charlie on a 157 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:19,600 road trip, just one night only, to see the house she was born in? What did I 158 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,960 tell you? You're being extra. 159 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:24,260 Fine. What's the last romantic thing you did for Carla? 160 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:25,540 Who remembers? 161 00:08:25,900 --> 00:08:30,100 I know we got nice cars, two dishwashers, and a gazebo, though. J.D., 162 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,600 a gazebo. 163 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,980 Plus, I keep it tight. Not a lot of guys do that. Check out this ass. 164 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,049 This thing failed sixth grade science because it has no idea what gravity is. 165 00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:44,430 No one is arguing you're not a caked-up ebony god. You're like black Zeus. Zeus 166 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:46,450 was black, just like Santa and Jesus. 167 00:08:46,730 --> 00:08:52,110 But Carla's a goddess, and goddesses sometimes need, ooh, a professional 168 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:56,190 -level fireworks bonanza partially insured. No fireworks. 169 00:08:56,890 --> 00:08:58,030 You're gonna ruin this. 170 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:01,070 And I know you're looking at it. 171 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:02,710 It's mesmerizing. 172 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:05,590 Look what I got you. 173 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:11,070 That special juice only the new mommies in the maternity ward get. Well, you got 174 00:09:11,070 --> 00:09:12,190 the good ice, too. 175 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:14,730 Wait a minute. 176 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:18,910 The patronizing voice, the fun treat. Why are you getting all nurse on me, 177 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:21,370 Carla? I'm not like one of your scared patients. 178 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:22,710 I know. 179 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:23,770 You're a doctor. 180 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,750 And you know exactly how much it's going to suck to go through the battery of 181 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:27,750 tests we have lined up. 182 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,050 All right, I'll tell you what. 183 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:32,770 As long as there's no kidney biopsy on your list, you can go ahead and tear 184 00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:34,610 into me like coyotes on a house cat. 185 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:35,990 You're in luck. 186 00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:38,110 No biopsy. Okay. 187 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:39,750 Okay, let's get going. 188 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:14,060 Hey, Mr. Talbot's family is asking if you've made the decision on his 189 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:16,860 treatment. Steroids, yes or no? I just need ten more minutes. 190 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,440 Girl, I am not the damn snooze button. Tell them yourself. 191 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:28,840 Wakey, wakey, pill to takey. Shh, you just fell asleep. What pill? 192 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:34,820 Sopatum. You woke me up from a dead sleep to give me a sleeping pill. 193 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,640 But it's takey time. 194 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,640 Oh, for the love of God. I'll take care of this, boo. 195 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:46,830 Gang, raise your hand if you don't want me to kick you in the crotch. 196 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:50,950 I just tucked. 197 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:54,310 Oh. I'll teach you later. Perry needs his rest. 198 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:59,970 No one else goes in his room, or else I am gonna go full messy on your junk. 199 00:11:00,270 --> 00:11:01,229 Is he on sports? 200 00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:02,230 Mm-hmm. Stripes. 201 00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:04,270 They're just doing their jobs. 202 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:05,910 Mistake. 203 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,840 Thank God she just got Elliot. 204 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,280 I couldn't stand to lose you. 205 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,500 Hey, are you two the new couple? You don't have the form for what we are. 206 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,220 I know you don't want to hear this, but the nephrologist texted you're going to 207 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:38,560 need that kidney biopsy. No, absolutely not, because unlike your new gal, I'm 208 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,940 not going to just lie here, let you do whatever you want, pretend to like it, 209 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:45,960 then whisper, let's do it again, and watch you pray to whatever god you 210 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,460 believe in to get lightning to strike twice. 211 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:51,500 Perry, you know I don't want to put you through this, but if I'm missing 212 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,580 something, I will never forgive myself. 213 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,000 Carla, I'll be by soon to come get you, okay? 214 00:11:56,490 --> 00:12:00,470 I hated putting Dr. Cox through this, but around here, we look after each 215 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:01,570 other. Are you all right? 216 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:03,270 I don't know what to do. 217 00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:04,670 About Sibby's form? 218 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,110 Well, here's how I see it. 219 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:09,770 You think it'd be punk rock not to sign the forms, right? You know what the man 220 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,589 wouldn't see coming? 221 00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:11,830 We sign those forms. 222 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:14,470 We're blowing holes in their expectations. 223 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:17,050 We will sign on the X and initial where necessary. 224 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,370 Big up, monogamy! 225 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:21,830 That's gotta be offensive to someone. I just don't know who. 226 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,690 I'm talking about my patient. 227 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:27,730 Out of our entire intern class, I'm the only one who almost killed someone. 228 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:29,610 Now I can't make one decision. 229 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,390 If you want me to kill someone so you don't feel so alone, I'll do it. 230 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,190 Stop trying to make me feel better. 231 00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:39,670 Babe, you think I do nice things for you, right? 232 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:42,310 How many times do I have to thank you for that gazebo? 233 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:45,250 What the hell are you even supposed to do in a gazebo? I don't know. I thought 234 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:46,250 you knew. 235 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,079 Oh, yeah. 236 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,080 Perry's gone. Not answering texts. 237 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,520 Okay, Jordan. I'll take care of it. What a relief. 238 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,680 I'm a little tired. 239 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,180 Is my sarcasm coming through? Yeah, loud and clear. 240 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,800 You know what, though? 241 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,720 This is actually my mistake for thinking we could count on you. 242 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,140 I'll go find him. 243 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,040 I'll go with you. 244 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:14,180 You know what, Jordan? 245 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:18,500 This whole acid-tongue, ball-busting devil woman thing's getting really 246 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,600 tired. I'm not afraid of you anymore. 247 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,720 Because there's nothing scary about someone who torments people who are just 248 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,180 trying to do their jobs. So if you want to find someone to blame for Perry not 249 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:30,400 getting better, start with yourself. Stay out of our way and let us help him. 250 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:40,200 Oh, my God, I did it. 251 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,800 So much adrenaline. 252 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:45,110 I'm like one of those moms whose kid is stuck under a car. 253 00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:48,650 Um, I destroyed her. Did you just see that? 254 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:50,930 I couldn't look away. 255 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,490 In a hospital, things can flip in an instant. 256 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:59,730 I'd lost all my confidence when Dr. Cox took off, and Elliot had found hers. 257 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:04,310 Carla, I am still buzzing from verbally bitch-slapping Jordan, and I just told 258 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:07,390 Nico to move Cox to the top of his MRI list, or I'm gonna stick my finger toe 259 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:10,130 so far up his poop where he's gonna have to x-ray his own stomach to see it. 260 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,720 I feel sassy. 261 00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:17,360 Oh, I feel spicy. I think I can finally even roll my R's like a Latina. Elliot, 262 00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:20,700 you were warned about doing that when you were over-served at my niece's 263 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,840 quinceañera. Because then Ramon kept serving me rum. 264 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:26,500 I know you feel good about standing up to Jordan, but remember, she's not just 265 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,500 Jordan. 266 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,960 She's also a sick patient's very scared wife. 267 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:32,860 She's been mean to us our entire careers, and now just because her 268 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:35,380 husband has a horrible illness and I yelled at her at her darkest hour, okay, 269 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,720 I hear it, and now I'm gonna cry. 270 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,180 Don't cry. Don't cry. I got you. 271 00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:44,950 Well, you can swipe right past this day there, tick-tock-tock. Oh, great. It's 272 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:45,950 you. 273 00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:48,470 When do I get to the part where I feel like I know what I'm doing? 274 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:50,690 Never. Never? 275 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:56,670 Look, right now, the three best, most experienced doctors in this whole place 276 00:14:56,670 --> 00:15:01,370 have tried and failed over and over to help me. They feel exactly as terrible 277 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:04,990 as you do. Because you see, this whole self-doubt, if you're any good at this 278 00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,710 job, it never goes away. 279 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:14,140 So... You can either let that drive you to be a better doctor, or you can let it 280 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:16,640 drive you right the hell out of this place. And that's really the only 281 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,640 decision you have to make. 282 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:19,740 Wow. 283 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:23,060 That's the first piece of real advice you've ever given me. You're welcome. 284 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,820 Go ahead and have yourself a terrific career there, Tiger. 285 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,500 He's in here! 286 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:29,580 Oh, come on! 287 00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:35,020 I am so sorry about the way that I talk to you. 288 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,920 Why? It's the first time I've ever respected you. Fair. 289 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:42,060 Would it help if I sat over there and let you hurl insults at me? It would. 290 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,080 Should we start with hair or body? 291 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,680 Body? Trick question. We're going to do both. 292 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,940 Even though it's blonde, I can see your mustache. 293 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,880 Received. And thank you. 294 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,060 You promised you wouldn't get all Dr. Cox on us. 295 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,560 Dr. Cox, huh? 296 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,960 Would he be hiding away with his keister exposed on what has to be the most 297 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:11,100 synthetic and unholy of upholstery? 298 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:15,520 Carla, I barely even know who that guy is anymore. 299 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,080 This is hard. 300 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,140 I have to do what's best for him. 301 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:23,080 Look, Jordan, I can't tell you not to take Dr. Cox somewhere else. 302 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:27,100 But when you make a decision out of fear, it's usually the wrong one. No one 303 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,400 is going to care about Perry more than Turk and JD and I do. Look. 304 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:36,640 And I would never want Perry to know this, but I love him very much. 305 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,800 And if anything were to happen, I... You won't. 306 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:41,540 You promise? 307 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,100 We got this. 308 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,600 I was the chief of medicine. 309 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,920 Nothing happened in this place unless I gave it the go-ahead. Nothing. 310 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:58,060 And now... people tell me when to eat... 311 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,780 when to pee. 312 00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:08,910 went to sleep nurses follow me into the bathroom and Not the fun way like back 313 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:09,910 in the 80s. 314 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,490 I Have no privacy no control. 315 00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:18,230 The whole thing is so Dehumanizing yes. 316 00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:23,030 Yes, this sucks. It's something doctors don't even understand until they're in 317 00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:30,010 that gown and That's why I had to treat you like a patient It 318 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:31,370 wasn't to be demeaning 319 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:39,930 It's just I know how to get a patient through this If 320 00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:42,270 you let me 321 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:51,430 I 322 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:54,890 Thought I had this all figured out with those infusions, what am I getting 323 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:59,230 wrong, but I'm just a caveman surgeon I don't make medical diagnoses, but I can 324 00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:03,010 diagnose you When you care too much you do too much 325 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,730 Look, what's the thing you would do if you just trusted your instincts? 326 00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:13,950 You don't need all those tests, okay? I'm going back to my first instinct in 327 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:16,490 keeping you on the treatment. I'll just switch out the prophylactic antibiotic 328 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:20,270 that your kidney was responding poorly to. I'm thrilled you could use my body 329 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,650 to get your groove back on there, Stella. Now, listen carefully. 330 00:18:22,910 --> 00:18:29,250 I have no objectivity about any of this. I am a patient now, so I need you to 331 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,950 trust yourself because I trust you. Perry, that means so much to me. Not 332 00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:37,070 finished. I trust you because I taught you everything that I know, so really 333 00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:40,870 I'm just trusting myself and you trusting... you is actually you trusting 334 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:45,290 me oh my god it's kind of like you shuffled our brains together like a deck 335 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,930 of man cards why couldn't you have taught him not to say crap like that i 336 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:55,410 can't hit kids anymore so it's very hard to teach oh how beautiful i've been 337 00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:59,990 stuck in this place for months and haven't been able to see the seasons not 338 00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:05,210 sure why that leaf looks like a penis we all have a voice in our head that doubts 339 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,990 us this is amazing 340 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:09,040 It's just fear. 341 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,340 You care about how everyone else sees you. 342 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,120 But what about how I see you? 343 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,480 You're as brilliant as you are beautiful. 344 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:21,200 Calm down, Asher. I pushed the steroids. 345 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:25,120 And I'm filled with self-doubt about every medical decision I've made today. 346 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,640 But not about you. 347 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:31,260 It's you two? 348 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:34,120 But you're brother and sister. 349 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,240 Although, I guess that is... 350 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,840 The ultimate taboo. 351 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:51,600 Sometimes we fear losing the way we see ourselves. 352 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:57,300 And sometimes you finally face your demons only to realize there's someone 353 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,660 more afraid than you are. 354 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,740 It all boils down to feeling that you're not enough. 355 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,870 Did you do all this? No, I was just bringing you up here to look at the 356 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:10,790 stars. Well, whoever did it is the most thoughtful, romantic, sexiest man to 357 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:11,830 ever keep his ass tight. 358 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:14,950 Babe, I can't believe you did this for me. 359 00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:18,630 Yo, I would have gone bigger. Wait for it. 360 00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:21,410 Yo! 361 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:22,950 Fireworks! 362 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:24,110 This is perfect. 363 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:28,030 Who would look at all those stars and still think the Earth is round? 364 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,310 I'm kidding! You totally got me. 365 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,530 You're actually hot enough to be a flat earther. I could get past it. 366 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,370 Fireworks? Really? 367 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:40,730 Harry needs to sleep. 368 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,450 Speak for yourself, Stick. 369 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:43,850 They've got booze. 370 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:46,230 Can 371 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:53,510 you 372 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:54,189 go deeper? 373 00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,330 No, I'm giving you all I got. 374 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:56,830 Do you want me to do you? 375 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,630 Yeah, but be gentle. It's my first time receiving. 376 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,800 Yes! 377 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,760 Okay, enough foreplay. 378 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:06,060 Take off your pants. 379 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,760 All right, I just have to do one thing real quick. 380 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,280 Not tonight, boy. 381 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,340 This one's special.